King of Caulk

Let’s be honest — you’re not buying this for him. You’re buying it because of him... and because nothing makes you giggle harder than watching your man walk around in a shirt that says “King of Caulk” in public.

Whether he’s actually handy or just thinks a stud finder is a personality trait, this tee delivers the perfect combo of dad energy and wildly inappropriate wordplay. Great for barbecues, hardware store runs, and passive-aggressive home project reminders.

You married him for his charm — now dress him for your own entertainment.

XL