Bubble Gum Badass

This ain’t your grandma’s cow.
Bubblegum Badass is the 3D highland cow freshie with heart-shaped shades and a bubble big enough to pop your patience. Perfect for moms who chew gum, blow bubbles, and throw shade — all at the same time.
It smells fresh, looks fierce, and screams: “Cute? Yeah. Soft? Hell no."